Simon is full on gay guy who has a pretty mundane day job. Some nights he dances at clubs for extra cash, and everyone is always telling him he should do porn. He was looking for something more exciting to do and he ended up here with ChaosMen … luckily for us! He has a great body from years of gymnastics and is also pretty darn flexible. Simon says he doesn’t work out, but is “coasting” on the build he got from gymnastics.